I’m blonde; I must be stupid. I’m brunette; I must be boring. I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper. I have black hair, I must be eccentric. I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone. I wear make-up; I must be fake. I wear skirts; I must be a slag. I like football; I must be a lesbian. I’m rich; I must be spoilt. I’m poor; Imust be a tramp. I wear black; I must be a goth. I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble. I’m skinny; I muststarve myself. I’m curvy; I must constantly eat. I’m smart; I must be a nerd. I’m independent; I must be a loner. I cry; I must be a baby. I’m not like you; I must be weird. I’m like you; I must be copying. I’m religious; I must make you be the same. I’m young; I must be naïve. I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself. I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good. I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life. I have no job; I must be lazy. I have a good job; I must be a snob. I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.   I am human; I must be stereotyped.